No Racial

In my attempt to further the cause of political correctness, I have decided to adopt the policy of saying "no racial" whenever I say something that might be construed as racial. By using this simple phrase, anything I say that could be misinterpreted will immediately be seen as an innocent statement.....here is an example of "no racial" implementation...."Hey Lu Wan San, your eyes sure are more slanted than most Chinese people...no racial".  Do you see how a simple question might have been taken out of context, but by adding two simple words....no misunderstanding.